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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:32 am    Post subject: New French Films,Popular New Films Reply with quote









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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:48 am    Post subject: 这次这么粗鲁下流”众小姐都作如是想 Reply with quote

会错意(一)
下午coffee time,总经理走近四个女同事旁,“美丽小姐儿们,要不要猜谜啊?
嘻嘻……好啦注意听,猜人身上的东西: 上面有毛,下面也有毛,晚上就来个毛对毛。”
“唉呀呀,总经理好色,Air Max,人家不来了啦!”
“喂喂,别想歪了,答案是‘眼睛’”
会错意(二)
  打卡时,Jordan Couple,总经理对女同事们说:“美丽的小姐们!要不要来个脑筋急转弯?” 众脂粉们心想,又来了。
听好喔:“什么东西最硬?女孩子最喜欢,特别是结了婚的女人,更是爱死了,Jordan Homme。脑筋急转弯!开始!” 众脂粉们又开始脸红了,低头都想走开。
“喂喂!还没说出答案啊?” “不来了啦,总经理你最色了啦!”  
“喂喂!又想到哪去了?
答案是【钻石】啦!”
会错意(三)
  “总经理!今天不玩猜谜啦?”  
“这个很难猜,你们一定猜不出来。”   
“哼?谁说的?”众小姐们不服输地娇嗔着。   
好!那仔细听好。
猜人类的一种东西:“一种玩意儿,可长可短,西方人比较长,东方人比较短。”   
众小姐又开始脸红了,开始故作娇羞状。   
“唉呀!讨厌啦!再给一些提示嘛?”  
“好好,提示:结婚后,妻子就可用丈夫的这个东西。”   
“唉呀呀,为什么结婚前就不能用?”一位稍八婆的mm挑逗问道。   “如果硬要用,会让人耻笑:成何体统?”   
“唉呀!讨厌啦!再给一些提示嘛”众小姐又在故作矜持。   
“好好,提示:出家人都不会用它。”   
“那…那……尼姑会想到用它吗?”那mm再问。   
“尼姑也不用,她们用更长更长的东东。”   
“哇!哇?”众小姐发出无比羡慕渴望的娇呼声。   
“怎样?猜不出来吧?很难猜,你们就不信。”   
“它是不是有时大?有时小?”还是那个mm在问。   
“嗯??没错!当看他比较大,你就说他是:【大】那个;如果 看他比较小,你就说他是:【小】那个,像最近打职棒的就用大小来分。”   
“唉呀呀!好下流,用【这个】来分?”众小姐低声议论纷纷。   
众小姐早已认定答案就是“那个”,只是羞得说不出口。   
忽见窗外,董事长座车驶进大门了,众小姐赶紧要回位子了。   
“喂喂! 们还没猜出来啊?”   
“唉呀!不来了啦!总经理好色!”   
“喂喂!想到哪去了!答案是姓名的【姓】啊。”
会错意(四)
  总经理又在玩猜谜的玩意儿。
  “各位美丽的小姐儿们,猜个谜语吧?猜人身上的一种东西:
  舔也硬,不舔也硬,AIR Jordan 3.5,要舒服睡觉,先搓搓它”
  众小姐又开始脸红了……
  “唉呀!不来了啦!总经理好色!”
  “喂喂!想到哪儿去了!答案是【牙齿】啦。”
会错意(五)
  “各位美丽的小姐儿们,猜个谜语吧?仔细听好猜一句成语喔!总不会再想歪了吧:
  心里很想要,好想要,Air Jordan 6,好兴奋,air jordan,又想得要命,结果洞口就慢慢开始流出水来了。”
  “唉呀!妈呀!这么不要脸的总经理。”小姐们心里如此骂着!
  “怎样?猜不到了吧!嘿嘿嘿!”
  “那个…那个是不是会张很开?”38婆故作羞赧地问道。
  “没错!而且都一直大大张开着。而且水流得更多。”
  “讨厌啦!讨厌啦!不来了啦!总经理好色。”
  “喂喂!猜不来就别乱讲,答案是【垂涎三尺】啦。”
会错意(六)
  “嗨!美丽的小姐儿们!”   
“总经理好!今天还要猜谜吗?”   
“不啦!每次都说我好色,不要了啦!”总经理满脸无辜样子。   
“好嘛好嘛!我们不说就是了嘛。”   
“那么,今儿来猜一种【人的动作】。”   
“仔细听好:【下班以后最想做的事,一根硬梆梆的长条东西,Air Jordan 3,直直地插进洞里,快的话,两下就好了,Air Jordan Son Of Mars 2011。不然就抽出来,jordan pas cher,再插进去。不达目的绝不终止。 猜猜看是什么?“   
“唉呀!夭寿啊!还说不色?这次这么粗鲁下流”众小姐都作如是想。   
小姐们的脸一个比一个还红,真是假装羞死了。   “小孩子可不可以做?”38婆又问了。   
“最好不要,出事大人要负责的。”   
“白天晚上都可以吗?”还是38婆在问。   
嗯!通常都在晚上,白天也可以。不过白天看得较清楚,晚上乌漆妈黑的,好一边摸着,一边再插进去。   
“哇!还说不色!”小姐们一边脸红,一边闷声嗤笑。   
“还猜不出来?好吧!再给提示:最好不要发生那种让别人胡乱插进去的事,否则要出事的!”   
“讨厌!不来了啦!总经理好色。”   
“喂喂!猜不来就不要乱栽赃抹黄!答案是【用钥匙开门】啦,Jordan Big Ups!”相关的主题文章:


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